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The Checks in the Mail Lyrics

by Yankovic Weird Al

(polka medley of various songs by various artists)
["Loser" by Beck]
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
(Everybody!)
So un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Hey!
["Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots]
I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too
Hurt you too
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know ya know ya know ya know
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
["All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow]
'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feelin' I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feelin' I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
["Closer" by Nine Inch Nails]
(Help me) I broke apart my insides
(Help me) I've got no soul to sell
(Help me) The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wannayou like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wannayou like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
["Bang And Blame" by R.E.M.]
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang
Blame, blame, blame
You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang
It's not my thing, so let it go
["You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette]
Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide
(No!)
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
'Til you died
'Til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Yo-o-o-o-o-ou oughta know
Hey!
["Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins]
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say
What is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
["My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers]
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself
["I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters]
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
["Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden]
Black hole sun, won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun, won't you come
Won't you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
["Basket Case" by Green Day]
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
And am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
["Ear Booker Polka" by Al Yankovic]
Or am I just stoned?
Hey!
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